NDC, Photo Whores and the Kiss Ass Jacks

The NDC is over and the baton has been passed. Without LKY at the NDC, all attention was on KTK. The press seems impressed with our scholarly and grammatically correct leader but certain sections of the delegates is not too happy with the dry delivery and to them, not enough chinese content. It seems to these people, they would like the leader to acknowledge the majority's language even though there are delegates who will be left out when chinese is used. Gerakan being a non racial party is right to use our national language as the lingua franca because being a Malaysian after 50 years of independence, nobody has a right to say they do not know the language. This tyranny of the majority should be stopped, at all levels.

Whenever an SDC or NDC comes along, there will be a species of members that will flourish. When a camera is flashed, these species of members will be right in front of the camera. The species has a sixth sense to warn them of an impending photo session and has the uncanny ability to squeeze into the best spot usually beside a VIP or just behind them. No wonder they are known as Photo Whores or P-Hoes for short.

Another species that thrives during SDC and NDC is the Kiss Ass Jacks or KAJs for short. This species will be the first ones to volunteer for the Airport Run to fetch the VIPs. It seems by being near the VIPs, whatever VIPness will be transferred by osmosis to these species and as a consequence they will feel more important than they really are. Sort of like the side mirrors in cars, objects appear closer than they really are. Sometimes the urge is so strong that official duties are even neglected to the detriment of the party, thus negating any VIPness absorbed because other members will be cursing them for not performing their responsibilities.

Look out for these species in the next SDC, NDC or even at the 100 tables Dinner. Psst psst heard there will be a 300+ table dinner coming up soon. Just get the cheques ready ladies and gentlemen.